The Scientific Hangover Cure
Good tips for this upcoming weekend.
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Don’t want a hangover, but love the weekend a bit too much? You’ve heard all the myths and tried all the pills – but what legitimate ways can you prevent and cure your hangover? Follow these scientifically analysed steps and you’ll wake up on your way to being a normal, functioning human again!
Random Riddle: 9-7-2012
Joke Of The Day: The Inebriated Wino
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”
Our wasted friend asked, “Ociffer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”
Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was a cripple.”
Clinton And Democrats Bomb In TV Ratings
Who didn’t see this coming?
Coverage of the Democratic National Convention earned a 0.9 adults 18-49 rating on ABC and a 0.9 adults 18-49 rating on CBS. However, these numbers are approximate and subject to more than typical adjustment.
Overnight ratings for Wednesday, September 5, 2012:
| Time | Net | Show | 18-49 Rating/Sh | Viewers (millions) |
| 8:00 | NBC | NFL Kickoff 2012- Live | 5.5/17 | 14.32 |
| CBS | Big Brother | 2.1/6 | 6.09 | |
| FOX | So You Think You Can Dance | 1.4/4 | 4.14 | |
| ABC | The Middle – R | 1.1/4 | 4.55 | |
| CW | Oh Sit! | 0.4/1 | 1.14 | |
| 8:30 | NBC | NFL Football (8:30-11PM) – Live | 8.7/23 | 21.81 |
| ABC | Suburgatory – R | 0.9/2 | 3.28 | |
| 9:00 | ABC | Modern Family – R | 1.3/3 | 3.78 |
| CBS | Criminal Minds – R | 1.2/3 | 5.16 | |
| CW | Supernatural – R | 0.3/1 | 0.78 | |
| 9:30 | ABC | Suburgatory – R | 1.0/3 | 2.97 |
| 10:00 | CBS | Democratic National Convention – Live | 0.9/2 | 3.94 |
| ABC | Democratic National Convention – Live | 0.9/2 | 3.54 |

