Joke Of The Day: Last Requests

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Sep 212012
 

Rubber ChickenFather O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears.

“What’s bothering you so, dear?” inquired Farther O’Grady.

“Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary.

“Well what is it, Mary?”

“Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father.”

“Oh, Mary” said the father, “that’s terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?”

“Well, yes he did father,” replied Mary.

“What did he ask, Mary?”

Mary replied, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down the gun…'”

 

 

Sep 202012
 

Obama is now selling American flag prints with his ugly ass logo on it and red stripes that resemble the bloody Benghazi hand prints.

Pray for our country!

Obama’s Flag Looks Like Blood-Stained Walls At Benghazi

How To Of The Day: How to Weaponize Your Trash

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Sep 202012
 

With this knowledge you’ll be prepared for any apocalypse.

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One man’s trash is another man’s nut-cracking crossbow. Slingshot maniac Joerg Sprave demonstrates how to make lethal weapons out of everyday litter.

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