Joke Of The Day

Joe, Mike, Mary, and Tom were talking about their dream jobs.

“I want to be a lawyer,” Joe began, “so that I can defend my countrymen.”

“I want to be a congressman,” said Mike, “so I can draft laws to benefit my countrymen.”

“I want to be a doctor,” said Mary, “so that I can cure my countrymen.”

“How about you, Tom? What would you like to be?” asked Joe.

Tom thought a moment and replied, “I’d like to be a countryman.”