This sounds a little crazy… but is it? You tell me!
Is Barack Obama Really A Saudi / Muslim “Plant” in the White House?
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1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tyred.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
4. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
5. You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
6. A calendar’s days are numbered.
7. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
8. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
9. When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
10. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye.
11. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
12. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
13. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
14. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
15. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
16. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.. The police are looking into it.
17. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
18. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
19. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’
Cartoon Of The Day
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Symbols Of The Democratic Party
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Joke Of The Day
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A man who wanted a dog to protect his business, visited a kennel that specialised in attack dogs.
The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.
After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog, snarling loudly, and biting and clawing at the cage.
“He looks like he´d be a pretty good attack dog,” said the buyer.
“Well, he´s not bad,” replied the owner, “but I have a different one in mind for you.”
They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.
“Ah,” said the buyer. “This must be the dog you were referring to earlier.”
“Well, no.” said the owner. “I have something better in mind for you.”
The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a large dog, panting heavily and lying quietly on his side, licking his asshole. He seemed unaware of the men´s approach.
“This is the dog I had in mind for you,” said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. “You´re joking!” he exclaimed. “This dog is tame compared to the others; he doesn´t even act like an attack dog.”
“I know he appears tame now,” said the owner. “But you see, he just ate an Politician, and he´s trying to get the taste out of his mouth.”