Q: Why do they put bells on cows?
A: Because their horns don’t work!
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A: Roaming Catholic.
Q: What is the famous last words in surgery?
A: Ouch
Q: Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
A: Tequilla! (to kill her)
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
