Joke Of The Day

I walked into a bar last night and ordered a beer.

After a couple of minutes I thought heard a peanut say, “Nice tie.” I didn’t know what to think of this so I kept sipping on my beer.

A couple more minutes went by and I thought I heard another peanut say, “Nice hair style.”

By then I was wondering what was in the beer.

A couple minutes later I thought I heard another peanut say, “Nice shoes.”

So I asked the bartender what was going on. I keep hearing peanuts talking to me.

He said, Those are our appetizers, They’re complimentary.