Joke Of The Day: Lip Balm Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Lip Balm Apr 272026 A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for some lip balm. The clerk says, Cash or change? The duck responds by saying, Just put it on my bill!
Joke Of The Day: Snowman’s Favorite Food Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Snowman’s Favorite Food Apr 262026 What is a snowman’s favorite Mexican food? Brrrr-ito.
Joke Of The Day: Mugged While Jogging Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Mugged While Jogging Apr 252026 As I was doing my jogging exercise on the road this morning, I got mugged! I told the police, “First, I got hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and finally a tuba.” The policeman said, “I think this was an orchestrated attack.”
Joke Of The Day: House Numbers Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: House Numbers Apr 232026 I once walked down a street where the house numbers were 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1mb. It was a trip down memory lane.
Joke Of The Day: Seagulls Jokes Comments Off on Joke Of The Day: Seagulls Apr 222026 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.