May 312026
 
I’m in a zoo
But not in a jungle
I rarely come in pairs
But I’m in every puzzle

Some think I’m in a xylophone
But, I most certainly am not
You don’t see me with a loan
But very strangely in a zealot

I’m in the magical prison of Azkaban
Well, can’t you see?
I’m in the buzz of a fan
But, my oh my what could I be?
 

Random Riddle: In a Zoo

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Don’t Despair

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May 302026
 
Joke Of The Day: Don't Despair Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture.

As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. Quickly, she wrote, “Don’t despair, Sister Barbara,” on a piece of paper, wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man’s attention, and tossed it out the window to him. The stranger picked it up and, with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.

The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down and found the stranger waiting. Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills. “What’s this?” she asked. “That’s the $8,000 you have coming, Sister,” he replied. “Don’t Despair paid 80 to 1.”