Joke Of The Day: The Operation

Joke Of The Day: The Operation Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient wakes up, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

“I’m about to close,” the surgeon says.

The patient grabs the surgeon’s hand and says, “I’m not going to let you do that! I’ll close my own incision!”

The surgeon hands him the thread and says, “Suture self.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Alfred Hitchcock

Below you will find five uncommon titles to five well-known Alfred Hitchcock movies. How many can you decipher?

1. Unstable Personality

2. The Pelicans, Crows, and Penguins

3. To Apprehend a Criminal

4. The Male Who Perceived Everything

5. Dizziness with a Sensation of Motion
 

Random Riddle: Alfred Hitchcock

 

 

Random Riddle: Anagrams of Each Other

In the paragraph below, each blank must be filled by a five-letter word, and the words are all anagrams of each other (the words all contain the same five letters, in different order). Can you fill in the blanks?

Quaint _____ this hotel supplies,
That don’t appear upon the bill.
I speak of roaches, _____, and flies.
You _____ and slap. They’re with you still.
At _____ each guest _____ pained screams
That ought to plague the owner’s dreams.
 

Random Riddle: Anagrams of Each Other

 

 

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