Here is a link for any guy that feels ambitious after watching this: Italian, Conversational: Learn to Speak and Understand Italian
Prankster Whatever sent his Italian buddy Raffaello onto the streets to test an old adage. Do girls really fall head over heels for a romantic foreign guy?
Apparently, yes. Even when they can’t understand a word he says, many offer their phone numbers.
But how are you going to meet up later if you can’t understand each other…?
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says “Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four”. Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: “Mirror mirror on the door, make my “manhood” touch the floor!”. Again, there’s a bright flash and both his legs fall off. |
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A Chief is sitting at the bar in the Chief’s club on base, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. …
One of his shipmates happens to come into the Chief’s club and sees him. “Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s going on?” Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, the Chief replies, “My wife just ran off with my best friend.” He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp. “But,” says the other Chief, “I’m your best friend!” The Chief turns to his friend, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs………. “Not anymore! He is!” |
Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?”
“No,” Manny replied. “I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So I keep on looking!”
“Listen,” his friend suggested, “Why don’t you find a girl who’s just like your dear old Mother?”
Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.
“So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that’s just like your Mother?”
Manny shrugged his shoulders, “Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends.”
“Excellent! So… Are you and this girl engaged, yet?”
“I’m afraid not. My Father can’t stand her!”
