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Joke Of The Day: Loud Sex

Rubber Chicken A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.”

“MY dear,” the shrink said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what problem is?”

“The problem is,” she complained, “It wakes me up.”

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: The Art Of Conversation

Rubber Chicken With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No” said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile unbuttoned top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push up bra and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No I haven’t” he said, an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now” she said “Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:

“Go look in the garage.”

 

 

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