Listen & Silent
Amusing
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Nov 142017
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100 Wise Words
Funny
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Apr 172017
Joke Of The Day: Solomon’s Wisdom
Jokes
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Mar 152017
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Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
“This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said one. “No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other. And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence. “Bring me my biggest sword,” said Solomon, “and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half.” “Sounds good to me,” said the first lady. But the other woman said, “Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.” The wise king did not hesitate a moment. “The attorney must marry the first lady’s daughter,” he proclaimed. “But she was willing to hew him in two!” exclaimed the king’s court. “Indeed,” said wise King Solomon. “That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law.”
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A Solution To Crime
Jokes, Political, Short Story
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Mar 122017
There was this ancient story teller…
One of his stories was about a Kingdom that was having a lot of crime so the King said, “Whoever comes up with a solution that works will be greatly rewarded.”
Many tried but their solutions did not work until this Old Man said he had the solution.
He asked to tear down all the jails and prisons. Then he had one jail for one person built.
Right away they had someone who committed a crime.
The Old Man said: “Put him in jail.”
Very soon another committed a crime and the officers came to ask the Old Man what to do with him to which the Old Man answered: “Kill the first one and put this one in jail!”
That ended the crime in the Kingdom.