Joke Of The Day

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Jan 272012
 

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.

During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.

“How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.

“It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one replied.

“I see,” said the doctor, writing in his file. “Your father’s the reason for your elongated penises?”

“No sir, our mother.”

“Your mother? You idiot, women don’t have penises!”

“I know, sir,” replied the recruit, “but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could.”

Story Of The Day

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Jan 112012
 

This is a verbatim extract from a National Public Radio interview between a female broadcaster and Army LT.GEN. Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation.

Interviewer: “So, LT.GEN. Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?”

LTGEN Reinwald: “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.”

Interviewer: “Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?”

LTGEN Reinwald: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the range.”

Interviewer: “Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?”

LTGEN Reinwald: “I don’t see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.”

Interviewer: “But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.”

LTGEN Reinwald: “Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?”

DEAD AIR…..NO FURTHER QUESTIONS..

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