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I met a colonel at a party and asked him, “What’s the lowest rank in the armed forces?”
Him: It’s Private. Me: It’s ok, you can tell me.
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Tag: U.S. Military
Joke Of The Day: Put a Lid on It!
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A soldier went up to the Company cook and said, “If you put a lid on the pan, there’ll be less dust and dirt in the food.”
The cook, very annoyed, replied, “You mind your own business. Your duty is to defend the homeland!” “That’s right,” said the soldier. “But my duty is to defend it, not to eat it.”
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