Joke Of The Day: Veteran Deployment Wisdom

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Dec 112025
 
Joke Of The Day: Veteran Deployment Wisdom Just before our first long deployment, two Navy buddies and I were talking about the stress of leaving our families.

A senior officer, a veteran of many deployments, overheard our conversation and offered the following advice: “You must be sensitive to your wives’ emotional needs,” he said. “Never, ever, whistle while you pack.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Enlistment Questions

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Apr 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: Enlistment Questions Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?”

“My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.”

“Oh? And what does your father do?”

“He’s in the Army, sir.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: KP Duty

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Mar 202025
 
Joke Of The Day: KP Duty One day in the army I was assigned KP duty. I reported to the Mess Hall and was told by the sergeant in charge that he wanted me to make 100 gallons of soup for tonight’s dinner. I told him I didn’t know how to make soup. He handed me a book and told me to follow the directions carefully.

A couple of hours later, I had a large kettle of soup simmering. The sergeant came up and tasted the soup. He took a second spoonful and stood there staring at me. I thought I had really messed up the soup and was waiting for a reprimand.

Instead, he said, “This tastes good… are you sure you followed the recipe?”

 

 

 

 

The Warrior

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Jan 262025
 

The warrior is not someone who fights, because no one has the right to take another life. The warrior is one who sacrifices himself for the good of others. His task is to take care of the elderly, the defenseless, those who can not provide for themselves, and above all, the children, the future of humanity.



The warrior is not someone who fights, because no one has the right to take another life. The warrior is one who sacrifices himself for the good of others. His task is to take care of the elderly, the defenseless, those who can not provide for themselves, and above all, the children, the future of humanity.

The Military

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Jan 132025
 

No man will volunteer to fight for a country that hates him.



No man will volunteer to fight for a country that hates him.