Joke Of The Day: Numbers

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May 022013
 

Rubber ChickenThe teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.”

“Good. What comes after three.”

“Four,” answers the boy.

“What comes after six?” “Seven.”

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”

“A Jack.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Part In The School Play

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Mar 302013
 

Rubber ChickenA boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play.

“What part?” the mother asked.

“I play a Jewish husband,” the boy replied.

“Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!”