The latest toy has hit the stores… a talking Muslim doll.
It’s really cute but nobody knows what the hell it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.
The chilling 84-second clip shows a child dressed up as a Taliban bomber hugging a group of children – acting as his family and friends – goodbye.
The “bomber” – dressed in black and wearing a veil then walks slowly towards another group – who are kids acting as Afghan security forces.
The wannabe Jihadi then “detonates” his suicide belt – and a watching group of children throw handfuls of sand in the air to simulate dust blown up by a real bomb.
After the explosion children rush to examine the bodies of “dead” children lying on the ground – recreating the grisly aftermath of a real close quarters suicide attack.
God help us all!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let’s see now…
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No naked women
No car races
No NFL football
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer Nuts
No Beer!!!!!!!!
• Rags for clothes and towels for hats
• Constant wailing from the guy next door because he’s sick and there are no doctors
• Constant wailing from the Imam guy in the tower
• More than one wife
• You can’t shave
• Your wives can’t shave
• You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel shit.
• Your bride is picked by someone else
• She smells just like your donkey
• Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! 72 Virgins in Paradise?
I mean, really, is there actually a surprising mystery here?