Why Muslims Like to Commit Suicide

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s see now…

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No naked women
No car races
No NFL football
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer Nuts
No Beer!!!!!!!!

• Rags for clothes and towels for hats

• Constant wailing from the guy next door because he’s sick and there are no doctors

• Constant wailing from the Imam guy in the tower

• More than one wife

• You can’t shave

• Your wives can’t shave

• You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel shit.

• Your bride is picked by someone else

• She smells just like your donkey

• Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! 72 Virgins in Paradise?

I mean, really, is there actually a surprising mystery here?