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Joke Of The Day: The Contests

Rubber ChickenPinocchio, Snow White, and Superman, were out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign:”Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world .”

“I am entering!” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,”Well, how’d ya do?” ” First Place !” said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world .” “I’m entering,” says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him,”How did you make out?” ” First Place ,” answers Superman. “Did you have any doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns,with tears in his eyes.

“What happened?” they asked.

“Who the hell is Obama?” asks Pinocchio.

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: The Angry Dwarf

Rubber ChickenA man is driving through an intersection when the side of his car was hit by a truck.

As the man is getting out to examine the damage on his car, a dwarf gets out of the truck, looks at the damage on his truck and exclaims “IM NOT HAPPY!!! IM NOT HAPPY!!!”.

The man then says then which one are you?

 

 

Amusing Information

Over 40 Dwarf Names That Didn’t Make The Cut

When Disney began drafting dwarf names for 1937’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, they first compiled this short list of potential dwarven candidates.

Doc was added to the roster later, and as you can see below, some of these names would’ve made Disney’s first theatrical animated release an unmitigated train wreck. If I were in the director’s chair, I would’ve recruited an all-star team of Burpy, Flabby, Hickey, Wheezy, Dirty, Awful, and Biggo-Ego, who I can only assume was trained in Freudian psychoanalysis.

  1. Awful
  2. Baldy
  3. Bashful
  4. Biggo-Ego
  5. Burpy
  6. Daffy
  7. Deafy
  8. Dippy
  9. Dirty
  10. Dizzy
  11. Doleful
  12. Dopey
  13. Dumpy
  14. Flabby
  15. Gabby
  16. Grumpy
  17. Hickey
  18. Hoppy
  19. Hotsy
  20. Hungry
  21. Jaunty
  22. Jumpy
  23. Lazy
  24. Neurtsy
  25. Nifty
  26. Puffy
  27. Sappy
  28. Scrappy
  29. Shifty
  30. Shorty
  31. Silly
  32. Sleepy
  33. Snappy
  34. Sneezy
  35. Sneezy-Wheezy
  36. Sniffy
  37. Snoopy
  38. Soulful
  39. Strutty
  40. Stuffy
  41. Swift
  42. Tearful
  43. Thrifty
  44. Weepy
  45. Wheezy
  46. Wistful
  47. Woeful

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Joke Of The Day

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.

A s they walked, they come across a sign:

‘Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world’.

“I am entering!” said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”

“I won First Place !,” said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see another sign: ‘Contest for the strongest man in the world’.

“I’m entering,” says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”

“I won First Place too,” answers Superman. “Did you ever have a doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a third sign: ‘Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?’

Pinocchio quickly enters the contest.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

“What happened?” they asked.

“Who is Barack Obama?” asked Pinocchio.

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Joke Of The Day

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“I am entering!” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”

“First Place!” said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”

“I’m entering,” says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”

“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

“What happened?” they asked.

“Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?” asked Pinocchio.

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