Matthew Lee Chegwidden feeds a deer herd at his house in Colorado.
I thought that only Santa could call on dear like that!
Matthew Lee Chegwidden feeds a deer herd at his house in Divide, Colorado. The deer are so friendly, they come up to the man like he’s some sort or Santa Claus or Mr. Snow White. Amazing!
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman, were out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign:”Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world .”
“I am entering!” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,”Well, how’d ya do?” ” First Place !” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world .” “I’m entering,” says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him,”How did you make out?” ” First Place ,” answers Superman. “Did you have any doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns,with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Obama?” asks Pinocchio.
When Disney began drafting dwarf names for 1937’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, they first compiled this short list of potential dwarven candidates.
Doc was added to the roster later, and as you can see below, some of these names would’ve made Disney’s first theatrical animated release an unmitigated train wreck. If I were in the director’s chair, I would’ve recruited an all-star team of Burpy, Flabby, Hickey, Wheezy, Dirty, Awful, and Biggo-Ego, who I can only assume was trained in Freudian psychoanalysis.
- Awful
- Baldy
- Bashful
- Biggo-Ego
- Burpy
- Daffy
- Deafy
- Dippy
- Dirty
- Dizzy
- Doleful
- Dopey
- Dumpy
- Flabby
- Gabby
- Grumpy
- Hickey
- Hoppy
- Hotsy
- Hungry
- Jaunty
- Jumpy
- Lazy
- Neurtsy
- Nifty
- Puffy
- Sappy
- Scrappy
- Shifty
- Shorty
- Silly
- Sleepy
- Snappy
- Sneezy
- Sneezy-Wheezy
- Sniffy
- Snoopy
- Soulful
- Strutty
- Stuffy
- Swift
- Tearful
- Thrifty
- Weepy
- Wheezy
- Wistful
- Woeful
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.
A s they walked, they come across a sign:
‘Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world’.
“I am entering!” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”
“I won First Place !,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see another sign: ‘Contest for the strongest man in the world’.
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
“I won First Place too,” answers Superman. “Did you ever have a doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a third sign: ‘Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?’
Pinocchio quickly enters the contest.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who is Barack Obama?” asked Pinocchio.