Joke Of The Day: Breaking Up With A Marine

Rubber Chicken A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope… along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

 

 

Wallpaper Of The Day: Knock, Knock

Wallpaper Of The Day: Knock, Knock
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Knock, Knock – U.S. Marines attached to 1st Platoon, C Company, 1st Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment – “The Lava Dogs” stack up for door breaching with a water charge at Lava Viper aboard Pohakuloa Training Area, Hawaii, May 28, 2015. Combat Engineers and Assaultmen build different charges in order to breach through doors.

(U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. Ricky S. Gomez/Released)

 
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