Armless Boy Plays The Trumpet With His Feet

Ten-year-old Jahmir Wallace was born without any arms. He does everything with his feet, including playing the trumpet.

Amazing and inspirational!

Jahmir Wallace was born without arms, but that hasn’t stopped him from pursing his dreams. After being inspired by his older sister, he decided he wanted to play the trumpet.

His school and community were happy to support him, reports WTNH, and even built him a special stand so he can play the horn with his feet.

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Grading Exams: The Inside Story

An inside look at how professors grade final exams:

Dept of Statistics: All grades are fitted to a normal curve.

Dept of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept of History: All students get the same grade they got last year.

Dept of Theology: Grade is determined by God.

Dept of Philosophy: What is a grade? Law School: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A when they really deserve an F. Dept of Mathematics: Grades are variable.

Dept of Computer Science: Random number generator determines grade.

Dept of Music: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – is sharp and flat respectively). Tone-deaf students fail.

Dept of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A.

 

Joke Of The Day: Advantages Of Mother’s Milk

Rubber Chicken Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.

 

 

Easton, PA Man Pays Property Taxes In $7143 One Dollar Bills

An Easton, Pa. man, protesting the outrageous amount he is force to pay because of greed, waste and fraud, visited the local tax office and paid his property taxes in one dollar bills.

Most people have the taxes escrowed and do not see how much is stolen from them every year. Land ownership should be a sacred thing. Instead, you simply rent land from the government.

A video uploaded to YouTube ten days ago — which now has over 200k views — purports to show a man paying his $7,143 tax bill in one dollar bills.

The Pennsylvania man, identified by a local newspaper as Robert Fernandes of Forks Township, can be seen in the video carrying a large duffel bag full of bundled cash to his local tax office to pay school property taxes.

The man, whose wife home schools all three of his children, told lehighvalleylive.com he was upset he had to pay school taxes for a district his children don’t attend.

“We don’t even use the public system, yet I am being forced to pay all this money into a public school system,” he said. “I don’t think that’s really either fair or just or even ethical.”

“It would be the equivalent if McDonald’s were to force vegetarians to pay for their cheeseburgers,” he added.

Despite taking donuts offered to “anyone who is inconvenienced” by his gimmick, Fernandes did not appear to be warmly greeted by the tax collector.

The unidentified tax collector told the man his outrage would better be directed at the school board, but Fernandes refused to leave without having his money accepted by the agency.

“I’m not doing this to make anybody’s life more difficult,” Fernandes can be seen telling the collector in the video. “Unfortunately, I wish the same could be said, you know, for me and many others whose lives are more difficult for having to pay property taxes.”

The collector, who did not want to endure the daunting task of counting each dollar bill, ultimately asked Fernandes if he would be willing to accompany her to the bank so a teller can verify the amount of cash is correct.

Fernandes obliged her request, but noted the irony that the tax collecting agency had trouble collecting his money.

“It’s so much money they can’t count it by hand,” he said. “They are unable to count this large amount of money here.”

After exiting the bank, Fernandes said he was surprised by the way the whole ordeal was handled.

“I”m surprised that they can’t count money,” he said. “I thought that being, you know, that’s what they do — they take people’s money — that they would at least be at least somewhat efficient at counting money. But even the state isn’t efficient at counting money.”

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