Michelle Obama Announces Ban On Advertising Junk Food In Schools

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Feb 262014
 
Michelle Obama Announces Ban On Advertising Junk Food In Schools

Michelle Obama Announces Ban On Advertising Junk Food In Schools

She doesn’t have this sort of power.

It’s way past time to take this country back from these Banana Republic assholes!

From Breitbart:

On February 25, Michelle Obama announced new rules banning junk food companies from advertising in schools arguing that the ban brings marketing permissions in line with school health standards that apply to school foods.

Under the new rules, school gymnasium scoreboards would only be allowed to advertise the sort of foods the Obama administration deems “healthy.”

According to the Associated Press, ninety-three percent of marketing in schools is related to sugary beverages, sodas, and other drinks, and according to the USDA, soda companies spend $149 million a year on marketing to kids in schools.

The ban could mean millions of dollars eliminated from school funds.

These new rules are part of Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” initiative aimed at eliminating purportedly bad foods from schools and promoting healthier lifestyles.

“The idea here is simple – our classrooms should be healthy places where kids aren’t bombarded with ads for junk food, because when parents are working hard to teach their kids healthy habits at home, their work shouldn’t be undone by unhealthy messages at school,” Obama said during her announcement.

The First Lady’s ideas on what kids should be allowed to eat in schools, however, have come under heavy fire all across the nation, and the USDA has been forced to back off on some of its demands, allowing schools to make some of their own decisions.

Obama’s school lunch standards, for instance, are being rejected by schools all around the nation.

A recent Rasmussen poll found that only 18 percent of respondents felt that regulating school food was a proper role for the federal government.

Armless Boy Plays The Trumpet With His Feet

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Jan 282014
 

Ten-year-old Jahmir Wallace was born without any arms. He does everything with his feet, including playing the trumpet.

Amazing and inspirational!

Jahmir Wallace was born without arms, but that hasn’t stopped him from pursing his dreams. After being inspired by his older sister, he decided he wanted to play the trumpet.

His school and community were happy to support him, reports WTNH, and even built him a special stand so he can play the horn with his feet.

Source…

 

Grading Exams: The Inside Story

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Jan 232014
 

An inside look at how professors grade final exams:

Dept of Statistics: All grades are fitted to a normal curve.

Dept of Psychology: Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them and turn them in. The professor opens the books and assigns the first grade that comes to mind.

Dept of History: All students get the same grade they got last year.

Dept of Theology: Grade is determined by God.

Dept of Philosophy: What is a grade? Law School: Students are asked to defend their position of why they should receive an A when they really deserve an F. Dept of Mathematics: Grades are variable.

Dept of Computer Science: Random number generator determines grade.

Dept of Music: Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and – is sharp and flat respectively). Tone-deaf students fail.

Dept of Physical Education: Everybody gets an A.

 

Joke Of The Day: Advantages Of Mother’s Milk

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Jan 082014
 
Rubber Chicken Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.