Sarah Palin Takes Her Cheesesteak with Cheese Whiz and Onions

Sarah once again proves that she is one of us! She knows how to order a Philly Cheesesteak. No Swiss cheese for her and I’ll bet she didn’t try to eat it with a fork either.

Sarah Palin Likes Her Cheesesteak ‘With’


Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin takes her cheesesteak with Cheese Whiz and onions.

The Republican vice presidential candidate made a brief campaign stop at Tony Luke’s steak shop in South Philadelphia on Saturday evening. Wearing jeans and a beige raincoat, Palin greeted curious
onlookers, signed autographs and posed for pictures before ordering two steaks to go.

“Sarah, your steak is ready,” a cashier said over the loudspeaker a few minutes after she ordered.

As dozens of onlookers crowded around her, Palin headed back to the window to pick up the order. The cashier told her the order was on the house, so Palin tossed her cash into a donation jar outside
the window. A smiling Palin signed autographs on scraps of paper at the window while she waited.

“Thank you so much for letting me stop in,” she said before picking up the bags and heading back to her SUV with 14-year-old daughter Willow at her side.

Ordering cheesesteaks at a Philadelphia steak shop is a longtime tradition in the City of Brotherly Love, where the sandwich is a cultural icon.

Palin said she thinks Arizona Sen. John McCain was “awesome” and “absolutely on his game” in Friday night’s presidential debate with Democratic Sen. Barack Obama. Both candidates have been
campaigning heavily in Pennsylvania, expected to be a key battleground in the November election.

One undecided voter at Saturday’s stop said she was charmed after a brief talk with Palin, and more inclined to vote for McCain. Shannon Sampere, 24, of Newark, Del., said she and Palin talked about good bakeries in the area, adding that she found her to be very down to earth.

“She’s a very genuine person,” Sampere said.


The cashier told her the order was on the house, so Palin tossed her cash into a donation jar outside the window.

Would Hillary do that?

Remember this… John Kerry demonstrates how not to eat a cheesesteak.


If Sen. John F. Kerry’s presidential aspirations melt like a dollop of Cheez Whiz in the sun, the trouble may well be traced to an incident in South Philadelphia on Monday.

There, the Massachusetts Democrat went to Pat’s Steaks and ordered a cheesesteak — with Swiss cheese. If that weren’t bad enough, the candidate asked photographers not to take his picture while he ate the sandwich; shutters clicked anyway, and Kerry was caught nibbling daintily at his sandwich — another serious faux pas.

“It will doom his candidacy in Philadelphia,” predicted Craig LaBan, food critic for the Philadelphia Inquirer, which broke the Sandwich Scandal. After all, Philly cheesesteaks come with Cheez Whiz, or occasionally American or provolone. But Swiss cheese? “In Philadelphia, that’s an alternative lifestyle,” LaBan explained.


Bud Light® Real Men Genius Mr Philly Cheese Steak Maker 2007.

Three Football Fans

Three Football Fans

Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Eagles fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.

The Giants fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.

Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Dallas Cowboy fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Eagles cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.

Next, he lifted the Giants cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Cowboys fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, ‘What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?

‘Well,’ said the officer, ‘I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Dallas Cowboys hat, I find an asshole.

 
 
 

Joke Of The Day

Team owner Jeffery Lurie had put together the perfect team for the Philadelphia Eagles.

The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and
even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could
ensure a Super Bowl victory.

One night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan In one corner
of the background, he spotted a young Afghani soldier with a truly incredible
arm.

He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then
he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and finally hit a passing car
going 80 miles per hour.

“I’ve got to get this guy!” Lurie said to himself “He has the perfect
arm!”

He brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of
football …sure enough the Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asks him what
he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother.

“Mom, “he says into the phone, “I just won the Super Bowl.

“I don’t want to talk to you,” the old Muslim woman says.

“You deserted us. You are not my son.”

“Mother, I don’t think you understand,” pleads the son, “I’ve just won the
greatest sporting event in the world!”

“No! Let me tell you,” his mother retorts, “At this very moment are
gunshots all around us.

The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.

Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to
keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”

The old lady pauses, then tearfully says, “I will never forgive you for
making us move to Philadelphia!”

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