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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.” |
Cancer, broken vertebrae, a bad knee, bad hips… Nothing stopped 86-year old Howard Quimby from tending his farm.
An inspiration to us all!
Howard Quimby is an 86-year old farmer who’s still active.
Shot and filmed in Marlboro, NY, just down the road from where I grew up, it’s an honor to document his story.
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An old couple was preparing for bed while on their honeymoon. When the man took his socks off, his bride noticed he only had two or three toes.
“Oh goodness,” she said, “what happened to your feet?” “I had Tolio,” he replied. “You mean Polio?” she asked. “No, Tolio,” he said. Next he removed his pants and she saw that his knees were bent backwards. “Wow! What happened to your knees?” she asked. “I had Knee Coli,” he answered. “E. Coli?” asked the wife. “No,” he replied, “Knee Coli.” Finally, he removed his underwear. “Oh, let me guess,” she said, “Smallcox?” |
