Common Sense Evaluation

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes!

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day!

I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.