Why Muslims Like to Commit Suicide

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Oct 112010
 

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s see now…

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No naked women
No car races
No NFL football
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer Nuts
No Beer!!!!!!!!

• Rags for clothes and towels for hats

• Constant wailing from the guy next door because he’s sick and there are no doctors

• Constant wailing from the Imam guy in the tower

• More than one wife

• You can’t shave

• Your wives can’t shave

• You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel shit.

• Your bride is picked by someone else

• She smells just like your donkey

• Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! 72 Virgins in Paradise?

I mean, really, is there actually a surprising mystery here?

Joke Of The Day

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Sep 162010
 

During the National Spelling Bee recently in the nation’s capital, Islamic spectators became outraged upon discovering that the USA was embedded in the middle of Jerusalem, Israel’s holiest city. The revelation was made by Douglas Levin, an eighth grader at the Joseph Lieberman Day School in Rockville Center, MD. When young Levin was asked to spell the word Jerusalem, he replied, “J E R- USA – L E M.”

An audible gasp sounded from Muslim onlookers, who realized, for the first time, a USA presence in the holy city. Muslim parents immediately protested the spelling contest, citing American bias toward Israel.

“It’s a clear violation of church and state,” said Mohammed Ahlee, lobbyist for the Arab group Holy Shiite.

Bee officials quickly denied any wrongdoing, asserting that the Muslims were merely disgruntled because Rajeed Raheed, a seventh grader from Al Kaydah Junior High, had been eliminated earlier for misspelling Afghanistan as Afghanustan.

“There is no ’A-N-U-S’ in the middle of Afghanistan,” said one bee official, “unless you believe bin Laden is still hiding there.”

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