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Apple plans on releasing the very first iCar…
But it has a problem installing Windows.
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Tag: Microsoft
Wikileaks: CIA Malware For Windows “Grasshopper”
RELEASE: CIA malware for Windows “Grasshopper” — which includes its own language
Grasshopper basically allows the Deep State to do anything it wants remotely to a Windows machine. It doesn’t seem to matter if it is Windows XP, Windows 7, Windows 8, or Windows Server versions 2003 or 2008. Almost all the attacks and hijacks bypassed the major intrusion detection systems (MS Security, Symantec, Kapersky, and Rising). No matter how locked down or safe you thought your Windows install was, you were wrong. Oh even better. It looks like these were designed specifically to avoid the major security programs. From Wikileaks:
“Grasshopper” re-installs itself every 22 hours by corrupting Windows Update… even if is disabled.
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Joke Of The Day: The Great Writer
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!” He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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Life Without Email
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, “You will be employed at minimum wage, $7.25 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day.”
Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the Microsoft manager replies, “Well then, that means that you virtually don’t exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed.”
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only $10 in his wallet, he decides to buy a 25 LB flat of tomatoes at the supermarket.
Within less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day,he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night.
And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes. Getting up early every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly.
After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pickup truck to support his expanding business. By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pickup trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.
Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.
When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, “What! You don’t have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would be now, if only you had been connected to the Internet from the very start!”
After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, “Why, of course! I would be a floor cleaner at Microsoft!”
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