Tag: Michelle Obama

Inside the first room they come to, she spies a man on a bed, red-faced and puffing loudly as he masturbates at a furious pace.

Shocked, the First Lady scowls at the doctor and says, “Good Lord! Just what kind of hospital are you running here, Doctor?!”

The doctor hastens to calm her by saying, “No, no, Madame First Lady, you have it all wrong; remember, this is a ward for special cases. This particular gentleman has a very serious condition wherein his testicles produce 5 pints of sperm a day. Sadly, he has to do this all day every day until we find a cure. Quite tragic, really.”

Assuaged but not humored, the First Lady suggests they move on to the next room where she spies another man having a threesome with two gorgeous nurses.

“Disgusting!” she cries and then demands, “Alright, what kind of condition does this guy have that he needs two nurses riding him?”

“He has the same condition as the first man,” the doctor replied, “but this gentleman has a better health plan. The first gentleman is covered under the Affordable Care Act”