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Q: What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
A: El Passo.
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Tag: Mexican
Joke Of The Day: The Cliff
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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, a Black man, and a White man are standing by the edge of a cliff.
The Chinese guy says,” This is for all my ninjas back in China.” and he jumps off the cliff. The Mexican guy says,” This is for all my amigos back in Mexico.” and jumps off the cliff. Then, the Black guy says,” This is for all my brothas back in Brooklyn.” and pushes the White guy off the cliff. |
Joke Of The Day: Full Circle
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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied that it took only a little while. The American then asked why didn’t he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family’s immediate needs. The American then asked, but what do you do with the rest of your time? The Mexican fisherman said, “I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, senior.” The American scoffed, “I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York City where you will run your expanding enterprise.” The Mexican fisherman asked, “But senior, how long will this all take?” To which the American replied, “15 to 20 years.” “But what then, senior?” The American laughed and said, “That’s the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich. You would make millions.” “Millions, senior? Then what?” The American said, “Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your grand kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.” |
Joke Of The Day: 4 Guys In A Boat
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A Cuban, a Japanese guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat.
The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws the rest in the water. He puffs twice and throws it in the water. He says, “We have so many cigars in Cuba, we can spare a few.” The Japanese guy pulls a computer chip out of his pocket and throws it in the water. He says, “We produce so many of these, we can spare a few.” The American looks at the Mexican and the Mexican says “Don’t even think about it.” |
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