A test of concentration: Both men and women fail this.
Question: What do you see that is HORRENDOUS?
Scroll down for the answer:
Answer: There’s a MOUSE on one of the doughnuts!
Results of the Test:
1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the bosom.
2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.
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A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
“Thank you, honey,” she says. “What would you like me to bring back for you?” He laughs and says, “An Italian girl!” When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?” “Very good,” she replies. ”And what happened to my present?” “Which present?” she says. “The one I asked for an Italian girl!” “Oh, that,” she says. “Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl.” |
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It was the founder’s day at the Asian Heart institute, a reputed hospital specializing in heart diseases.
Dr. Robert Smith had been invited to be the chief guest and to deliver a speech on healthy living. During his speech, Dr Smith said, “The things that we eat can end our lives. Aerated drinks corrode our bodies, red meat is dangerous for the heart, Chinese food is full of sodium, our drinking water has bacteria, high fat foods have dangerous impacts over a period of time. However, there is one food that we have all relished and which can cause the highest level of damage. Can anyone seated here tell me what is that food which can cause anguish and misery for years after eating it. There was silence in the audience, till the time a very old gentleman slowly raised his hand and replied, “Wedding cake.” |
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The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.” “Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.” The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand. “Yes?” said the Instructor. “I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?” |
