Joke Of The Day: Fourth Marriage

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Oct 122014
 
Rubber Chicken A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time.

The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a ‘funeral director.’

After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director.

The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse careers.

With a smile on her face she explained, ‘I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.’

 

 

Concentration Test

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Oct 082014
 

A test of concentration: Both men and women fail this.

Concentration Test

Question: What do you see that is HORRENDOUS?

Scroll down for the answer:

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Answer: There’s a MOUSE on one of the doughnuts!

Results of the Test:

1. 100% of males failed this test. They were distracted by the bosom.

2. 100% of the females also failed this test. They were distracted by the wide choice of doughnuts.

 

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