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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. |
Joke Of The Day: Give A Man A Fish
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Dec 212014
Dec 202014
Joke Of The Day: A Very Talented Frog
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Dec 192014
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A woman walks into a pet store wanting to buy a pet for her husband, but she finds all the pets are so so expensive.
The woman says to the clerk at the counter, “I’m looking to buy a pet for my husband but I’m on a very short budget!.” “No worries,” replies the clerk. “We’ve just ordered in a very large bullfrog that can perform fellatio.” “Fellatio,” says the woman, buying the frog, thinking it would be a great gag gift, so she goes home and gives the frog to her husband explaining the frogs talent. With a laugh the husband walks off leaving the frog in the kitchen. In the middle of the night the woman wakes up to the sound of pots and pans flying around in the kitchen. She goes down to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. “What are you two doing?” she asks. “Well,” says the husband. “If I can teach this frog to cook you are outta here.” |
Joke Of The Day: A Cheating Wife
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Nov 292014
Sick of getting terrible haircuts? This video from Art of Manliness helps learn the lingo for the perfect cut, every time.
Learn how to talk to your barber so you get the haircut you want. Thanks to Hudson Hawk Barbershop in Springfield, MO for their help on this video.
Getting the perfect haircut is surprisingly difficult, especially if you’re trying out a new barber. The Art of Manliness guides you through getting the perfect cut by simply knowing the right lingo.
If you don’t know the vocabulary, trying to tell the barber what you want is next to impossible. So, it’s good to know what to tell you barber what you want in the right order. The process here is pretty simple:
- Tell the barber the general style you want
- Tell them exactly how much you want taken off
- Tell them if you want a taper or not
- Tell them the type of neckline you want
- Tell them if you want texture
- Tell them how you want your arches
- Tell them how you want your sideburns
