Joke Of The Day: Working The Corner

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Jan 312015
 
Rubber Chicken A married couple, down on their luck, decides to make some money by having the wife work down on the corner.

After the first day the husband picks her up and asks how she did.

“Pretty good,” she said, “I made $250.50”

“What asshole gave you $0.50?” He asked.

“All of them.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Go Fly A Kite

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Jan 252015
 
Joke Of The Day: Go Fly A Kite A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. However, every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing back down.

This goes on for a while before his wife yells from the front door, “you need more tail!”

The father turns to his son and says, “I’ll never understand your mother. Yesterday, I told her I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite.”

 

 

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