Joke Of The Day: Still Single

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Sep 042016
 
Rubber Chicken Thomas is 32 years old and still single. One day, a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?”

Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.”

His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution. Just find a girl who’s just like your mother.”

A few months later, they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?”

With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.”

The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?”

Thomas replied, “Now my father doesn’t like her.”

 

 

 

Like His Mother Used To Do

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Aug 152016
 

He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t make the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,

I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.

Then I smacked him upside his head —
Like his mother used to do.

 

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