Apr 052017
Joke Of The Day: Treated Like A God
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Joke Of The Day: The ABC’s Of Marriage
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Feb 272017
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After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” “What does that mean?” she asked suspiciously. He said, Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!” She beamed at him happily and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?” “I’m Just Kidding!“ (The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
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Joke Of The Day: Marrying A Canadian Woman
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Feb 232017
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Canada. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
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