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A man and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant in town.

“Did you smell that food?” she asked..”it smells absolutely incredible!”

Being a kindhearted fella, he thought “What the hell.. I’ll treat her.”

So he walked her past it again.

Q: Can a woman make her husband a millionaire?

A: Of course, if he’s a billionaire.

The next time your wife gets angry put a cape (or bath towel) over her shoulders then tell her: “Now, you’re Super Angry!”

Maybe she’ll laugh…or maybe you’ll die.

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