Tag: Marines
Joke Of The Day: Star Trek
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The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, “I have just one question about what I have seen in America .” The General said,”Well, is there anything I can do to help?” The Iranian whispered, “My son watches this show called ‘Star Trek’ and in it there is … Kirk who is Canadian,Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on ‘Star Trek’. “The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, “That’s because it takes place in the future…” |
US Marines VS South Korean Army Drum Battle
The III US Marine Expeditionary Force Band took on the Republic of Korea Army Band in an epic drum off. In the end, it’s declared a tie but I think it’s safe to say that the Marines won.
Oorah!
American troops have been stationed in South Korea since the end of the Korean War. Technically, the North and South are still at war, but neither have broken the cease for decades besides for a few small skirmishes. Both sides are afraid to reawaken all out war, yet refuse to lower their poker face. As a result, American troops are still stationed in South Korea today for training, moral support, and as a sign of strength.
So what do American Marines do in South Korea? They have drum battles with their Korean comrades of course!
Joke Of The Day: Preferential Treatment
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A man was being interviewed for a job.
“Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.” “You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.” “When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.” “Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.” |
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