Tag: Louisiana

Amusing

Swimming With Alligators

A tour guide in Louisiana swims with at least two alligators while feeding them raw meat and marshmallows.

Enjoy!

Gasps can be heard by tourists on a swamp boat tour in south Louisiana as their guide jumps in the water to feed chicken and marshmallows to two alligators. At one point the guide puts a marshmallow in his mouth and lets one of the gators snatch it away.

The scene was captured on video by Stacy Hicks of St. Helens, Oregon, who visited the area in May.

“When he jumped in I was a little scared, more for him than us though,” Hicks said. “I am surprised at the attention this video has gotten. I just thought that this was a thing that happens all the time on the tours.”

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Swimming With Alligators

 

Jokes Political

Joke Of The Day: Two Bowling Teams

Rubber ChickenTwo bowling teams, one of all Liberals and one of all Conservatives, charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Louisiana . The Conservative team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Liberal team rode on the top level.

The Conservative team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized he hadn’t heard anything from the Liberals upstairs. He decided to go up and investigate.

When the Conservative reached the top, he found all the Liberals frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The Conservative asked, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”

One of the Liberals looked up at him, swallowed hard and whispered…
“YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER

 

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Camouflage Practice

Rubber ChickenDuring camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

“You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Don’t you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?”

“Yes, sir,” the soldier answered apologetically. “But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a woodpecker drilled a hole in my trunk, and I did not move when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg, and I heard the bigger one say, “Let’s eat one now and save the other until winter” – that did it.”

 

 

Political

Louisiana Residents Petition to Secede

And so it begins.

On Nov. 6, Americans voted to return Barack Obama to the White House; then on Nov. 7, some folks in Louisiana petitioned the White House to peaceably withdraw their state from the Union.

Coincidence?

According to the White House website, the petition was created by Michael E. (full last name not provided) of Slidell, La., the day after the election and has since been electronically signed by a few hundred people, most – but not all – of whom hail from the Pelican State.

“We petition the Obama administration to: Peacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government,” the petition reads.

It continues, “As the Founding Fathers of the United States of America made clear in the Declaration of Independence in 1776: ‘When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.’”

The petition concludes with a further quote from the Declaration of Independence: “‘Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and institute new Government.’”

The petition has until Dec. 7 of this year to gather 25,000 signatures, at which time, the White House pledges, it will be placed on a queue for response from the administration.

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UPDATE: There’s a petition for Texas to secede too.

Amusing

“Never Again”: Obama and the BP Oil Spill

We are witnessing the worst oil spill in U.S. history and a president who doesn’t seem to care. Even the Liberal talking heads are starting to question Barack Hussein Obama’s response to the oil spill.

It makes you wonder maybe Obama meant for this spill to happen or at least he wanted it to get out of hand. After all, a crisis is a terrible thing to waste.

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