Joke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers

JJoke Of The Day: Criminal Lawyers ”Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here, and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Lawyer’s Dilemma

Joke Of The Day: A Lawyer's Dilemma After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.

The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill.

After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client’s $100 bills had stuck together.

Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”

 

 

 

 

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