This kid gets caught looking at a reporter’s cleavage.
Boys Will Be Boys
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Sep 142011
Joke Of The Day
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Sep 132011
The teacher asked the students to write a “short novel” as an English test. She explained that great novels always involved mystery, sex, royalty and religion.
In ten minutes, little Tommy announced he was finished, and the he’d included her four basic elements, so the teacher read:
“Holy Moses!” cried the princess. “Pregnant, again! I wonder Who.”
Viral Video Of The Day: 4 Year Old Chinese Girl Drives a Car
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Sep 052011
Chinese police say they are powerless to act against the parents of a four-year-old girl who filmed her driving their car.
The little girl appeared to be driving at speed, even overtaking several vehicles, during her two minutes behind the wheel.
In the clip, which has been uploaded online, the parents, from Jinan, Shandong Province, kept reminding their daughter to concentrate.
The mother was sitting in the passenger seat, while the father sat behind the girl, who didn’t even wear a safety belt.
At one stage, the girl queued for traffic lights in the wrong lane but managed to manoeuvre the vehicle into the neighbouring lane.
Eventually the father says: “Jia Zheng, stop the car. Let Daddy drive.” He then jumps out of the back and into the driver’s seat, while the girl crawls over to sit on her mother’s knee.
The video shows the parents had fit extensions to the brake and accelerator pedals to allow their daughter to control the car.
Local police spokesman Li Xiaobin revealed that there was very little they could do, under Chinese law.
“Kids absolutely are not allowed to drive,” he said. “However, as for drivers under 14 years old, we can’t give them tickets.
“If we caught them, we could only educate the parents. In the worse scenario, if an accident happened, we could only ask the parents as guardians to compensate the other parties.”
Where Are they Now: Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues
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Sep 022011
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Video Description:
The star of a children’s television show grapples with the meaning of fame.
Steve Burns is best known for playing ‘Steve’ on Nickelodeon’s Blue’s Clues from 1996-2002. Since then, he has released a rock record for grown ups that received pretty good reviews, toured with The Flaming Lips, made an album of music for children, and appeared in strange plays, mostly in Brooklyn.
25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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Aug 172011
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”
8 You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh*t.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh sh*t what the hell happened?