Joke Of The Day: Absent From School

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Jun 202013
 

Rubber ChickenA little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull”.

“How disgusting” said the teacher “I am sure your father could have done that”

“No ma’m, he couldn’t have” said the little sod “It has to be the Bull”.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Drawing God

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Jun 182013
 

Rubber ChickenA Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”

The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.”

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
 

 

Joke Of The Day: Lost Dad

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May 282013
 

Rubber ChickenA small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”

The cop asked, “What’s he like?”

The little boy replied, “Beer and women with big breasts.”

 

 

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