Tag: Judges
Joke Of The Day: Traffic Court
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A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. “Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court.”
He smiled with delight. “Now sit down at that table and write, ‘I will not run a red light’ five hundred times.”
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Joke Of The Day: The Arrangement
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Judge Hammonds and Judge Ridgeley were both arrested on a Tuesday for over-speeding. Instead of being tried in court by a third judge, they had this brilliant idea to hear each others case.
Judge Hammonds took the bench while Judge Ridgeley stood at the defendant’s table. As pre-arranged, Judge Ridgeley admitted that he was guilty. Judge Hammonds let go the fine, and only gave a small reprimand. They switched places and now it was Judge Ridgeley’s turn to pass the judgement. Judge Hammonds admitted to the charge of speeding, and Judge Ridgeley wasted no time in fining the other judge $300 plus court expenses. Judge Hammonds was infuriated and demanded from Judge Ridgeley why he had not kept his part of the bargain. Judge Ridgeley was calm and replied, “Well, this is the 2nd such case in a day. Someone needs to get strict about all this over-speeding!” |
Corrupt Judge Puts Corrupt John Conyers On Primary Ballot
When Democrats can’t win at the ballot box, or even qualify for the ballot, leftist judges do their bidding.
One set of rules for the aristocracy, one set of rules for the rest of us.
A corrupt Judge, Matthew Leitman, ruled that corrupt politician John Conyers (Democrat) could remain on the election ballot despite not having the required number of signatures on his nominating petition.
A judge on Friday ordered U.S. Rep. John Conyers’ name placed on the August primary ballot, trumping Michigan election officials who said the Democrat was ineligible because of problems with his nominating petitions.
The ruling by U.S. District Judge Matthew Leitman capped a turbulent day of law and politics and appeared to diminish the possibility that Conyers – No. 2 in seniority in the House – might have to mount a write-in campaign to keep his 50-year congressional career alive.
Conyers needed 1,000 petition signatures to get a spot in the Democratic primary. But many petitions were thrown out because the people who gathered names weren’t registered voters or listed a wrong registration address. That left him more than 400 short.
But Leitman issued an injunction putting Conyers on the ballot.
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