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A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life.
If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They’re available at your local grocery store. Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning to five friends. If you don’t have five friends, you’re already infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.
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A rich man came home and immediately started shouting at his wife.
“I’ve been looking at our expenses, and they are through the roof! What have you got so much to spend on? From now on, things will need to be different!” “Different how?” his wife asked. “Well, for starters, if you learned how to cook, we wouldn’t need a personal chef. If you learned to clean, we wouldn’t need a maid!” her husband retorted. She looked at him and responded: “If you knew how to satisfy a woman, we wouldn’t need a gardener, a mechanic, and a pool cleaner!”
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A police officer stopped a motorist for driving too fast in poor visibility. He asked the driver: “What would you do if Mr. Fog came down suddenly?”
The driver replied sarcastically: “I’d put Mr. Foot on Mr. Brake.” “Let me start again,” sighed the policeman. “What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?”
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