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An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, “Why is that camel there?”
The soldier says: “There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges.” A month later, the Captain has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: “Is that how the men do it?” “No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!”
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An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice.
The old fellow was crabby and exacting. “Don’t ask me a lot of questions,” he told the boy. “Just do whatever I tell you to do.” One day, the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. “Get the hammer over there,” he said. “When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard.” Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.
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When I was a medical student, my ‘Firm’ was about to start our psychiatry rotation. On the first day we turned up on the Psychiatric ward a bit worried about how we may find it, having heard rumors as you do.
We were quite relieved when the Registrar, Dr. Smith, introduced himself and took us into the teaching room to tell us about all the patients on the ward; he did a good job. Unfortunately, our fears returned after 1/2 hour when the proper registrar arrived and introduced us to Dr. Smith who was, in fact, one of the patients himself.
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