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I put my cat on a vegan diet.
One vegan a day is enough for her.
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Joke Of The Day: Cat Diet
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Jul 082025
Joke Of The Day: A Happy Wife
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Jul 072025
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A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
“Yes, my husband,” she says. Relieved, the man asks, “Are you happier than when you were with me?” “Yes, my husband,” she replies, “I’m much, much happier.” The husband smiles. “Heaven must be an amazing place.” “I wouldn’t know,” she says. “I’m not in heaven.”
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Joke Of The Day: Sunday at Church
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Jul 062025
Joke Of The Day: Their Golden Wedding Anniversary
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Jul 052025
Joke Of The Day: The Truck Stop
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Jul 042025
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A trucker came into a truck stop café and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.” The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards! What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”
“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon!” “Oh, okay!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
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