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Joke Of The Day: A Toilet Brush

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Feb 152026

I was told to get a toilet brush.

I tried it, I will stick with paper.

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Feb 142026

I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.

Not sure what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.

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Feb 132026

My joints are inflamed from repeatedly pulling swords from stones.

I’ve got Arthur-itis.

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Feb 122026

What do you call someone who protects a light-dispersing object?

A prism guard.

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Feb 112026

A man was dating two women and the same time, Kate and Edith.

He discover the old saying was true: you can’t have Kate and Edith too.