Joke Of The Day: The Wedding Night

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Aug 152025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Wedding Night A Chinese man and woman gets married.

As they go into the bedroom on their wedding night, the woman gets undressed and nervously gets under the sheets.

“What’s wrong?” the husband asks.

The wife replies, “I’m just nervous. This will be my first time and I don’t know what to expect from you.”

The husband replies, “you don’t have to be afraid of me. I’ll only do what you want. So tell me what would you like to do now and that’s what I’ll do?”

The wife says “well all my friends talk about 69. They all say that I’ll love 69 and there’s nothing like 69. So what I want is number 69.”

The confused husband replies, “you want the garlic chicken with snow peas?”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Beautiful Ceremony

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Aug 142025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Beautiful Ceremony Two Irishmen leave a funeral. One says to the other, “Twas a beautiful ceremony.” “Twas”, says the other. First says, “When I pass, would you pour a bottle of good Irish whiskey over my grave?” “Of course”, says the second, “but would you mind if I run it through my kidneys first?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Hokey Pokey Killer

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Aug 122025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Hokey Pokey Killer The Hokey Pokey Killer decided to stop being a serial killer and start being an upstanding member of society.

Everyone who knows him says he really turned himself around.

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: My First Job

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Aug 112025
 
Joke Of The Day: My First Job I grew up in a rural community. In fact, I got my first job helping out at a farm. I was asked to help with the annual sheep census.

I’m ashamed to say I fell asleep halfway through.