Joke Of The Day: A Science Assignment

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Sep 062025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Science Assignment In a science course discussion of the structure of the atom, one instructor noticed a coed who apparently hadn’t read any of the assignment, as the expression on her face indicated she was having difficulty understanding. His suspicions were confirmed when he asked her what a “neutrino” was.

She thought for a few seconds with a guilty, wistful look on her face, then suggested hopefully, “An Italian neutron?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Ethical Questions

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Sep 052025
 
Joke Of The Day: Ethical Questions After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.

The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill.

After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client’s $100 bills had stuck together.

Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Glue Recipe

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Sep 042025
 
Joke Of The Day: Glue Recipe How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue… and then you add eggs and sugar, and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Falling Off

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Sep 032025
 
Joke Of The Day: Falling Off This morning, as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I’m afraid to pee.