Joke Of The Day: Pronunciation Problems

Joke Of The Day: Pronunciation Problems A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R” and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.

To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: “Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.” In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates — many of them already laughing at him — then replied, “Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Genghis Khan

Joke Of The Day: Genghis Khan Genghis Khan was looking at a map of the world.

He took a look at China and said, “I can’t take over China, it’s too big.”

His oldest advisor who had taught him since Genghis was a boy frowned and say, “Remember what I told you Genghis…”

“It’s Genghis KHAN… not Genghis KHAN’T.”

And that’s how the Mongols eventually conquered China during the Yuan Dynasty.

 

 

 

 

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