Joke Of The Day: Pepsi One

Joke Of The Day: Pepsi One Three blondes had just bought a can of Pepsi One and were anxious to try it for the first time.

So the first blonde opened the can, and then the second blonde poured it into three glasses.

The third blonde eyed the three glasses suspiciously and said, “I wonder which one has the calorie?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Visiting Afghanistan

Joke Of The Day: Visiting Afghanistan Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

“No”, the man replied. “Land-mines.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Snuggles

Joke Of The Day: Snuggles After I tucked my six-year-old daughter into bed, she asked if she could sleep with Snuggles, my special teddy bear, because she was just a little scared.

I looked at her bed, filled with her own dolls and bears, and said, “What about all of these?”

“They won’t help,” she replied. “They’re already asleep.”

 

 

 

 

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