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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. Everything quickly turned to chaos when a woman carrying a child started walking towards the front.
Everybody was surprised, shocked, and the bride even fainted. The pastor asked the woman if she had anything to say. The woman replied, “Sorry. We can’t hear in the back.”
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A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said, “Chopsticks are provided only on request.”
“But,” the man countered, “if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn’t have to pay someone to wash all the forks.” “True,” the waiter shot back, “but we’d have to hire two more people to sweep the floor.”
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I went to the movies last night. A man and his dog were sitting in front of me. The dog seemed really engrossed in the film. When the movie was over, I said to the man, “This may sound weird, but your dog really seemed to enjoy that.”
He looked at me and said, “Yeah, it surprised me too. He hated the book.”
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