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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.

I don’t like to interrupt her.

My wife was frustrated because I owned every board game except one.

I had no Clue.

What do severe constipation and someone kicking your chair out from under you at a bar have in common?

Impacted stool that leads to a pain in the ass.

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk for some lip balm. The clerk says, Cash or change?

The duck responds by saying, Just put it on my bill!

What is a snowman’s favorite Mexican food?

Brrrr-ito.

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