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An old woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer.
She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of his head he parted his hair on. “I forget,” she said. “But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat.”
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A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing the letter “R” and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.
To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home: “Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.” In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates — many of them already laughing at him — then replied, “Bob gave Dick a poke in the side because the bunny wasn’t cooked enough.”
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Genghis Khan was looking at a map of the world.
He took a look at China and said, “I can’t take over China, it’s too big.” His oldest advisor who had taught him since Genghis was a boy frowned and say, “Remember what I told you Genghis…” “It’s Genghis KHAN… not Genghis KHAN’T.” And that’s how the Mongols eventually conquered China during the Yuan Dynasty.
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