Joke Of The Day: Joe Biden’s Chicken Farm

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Jan 142013
 

Rubber ChickenJoe Biden decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start.

A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

“But I think I know now where I’m going wrong,” said Joe. “I think I am planting them too deep.”

 

 

Sign the Petition: Make the White House a Gun-Free Zone!

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Jan 132013
 

More fun with petitions!

The latest citizen-generated petition on the official White House site:

Gun Free Zone

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:

Eliminate armed guards for the President, Vice-President, and their families, and establish Gun Free Zones around them

Gun Free Zones are supposed to protect our children, and some politicians wish to strip us of our right to keep and bear arms. Those same politicians and their families are currently under the protection of armed Secret Service agents. If Gun Free Zones are sufficient protection for our children, then Gun Free Zones should be good enough for politicians.

Sign here